Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with tv shows from earth which extol the virtues of santa claus, start an expedition to earth to kidnap the one and only santa. Mystery science theater 3000 santa claus conquers the. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 rotten tomatoes. Its just not even close to as bad as ice cream bunny. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. R2d42 3,963 posts mst3k 321 santa claus conquers the martians. Joel and the bots take on the infamous christmas classic santa claus conquers the martians 1964 in which a group of martians kidnap santa claus because they have no one on mars to give their children presents.
Santa claus conquers the martians reportedly was filmed in some abandoned airplane hangars near the roosevelt field mall in long island, new york. Mst3k 0321 20010418 santa claus conquers the martians. Martians steal children from earth and it is up to santa and droppolikely an unregistered sex offender to save the day. One of their number doesnt believe their kids need santa and undermines them at every turn. Any 10 mst3k episodes of your choice on dvd or usb drive. Welcome to the most complete list of free online streaming mystery science theater 3000 videos. Santa claus conquers the martians is objectively a bad movie. Cinematic titanic santa claus conquers the martians. Netflixs plot synopsis reads, the martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth about santa claus, so they decide to capture mr. Join your fellow msties at the wicker park emporium for our presentation of mystery science theater 3000s santa claus conquers the martians, featuring droppo, the laziest man on mars, a very young pia zadora, and the laziest, haziest, swayziest christmas of them all. Santa clause conquers the martians internet archive. Without further ado, i present to you the very campy, utterly ridiculous, and mindnumbingly awful santa claus conquers the martians. Up until the end when the characters exchange goodbyes, and thus allow it to pass, the only time two female characters talked to each other was when girmar asked momar about droppo.
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Just dont ask me to see it often because, unless im really in the mood for it or sleepdeprived from too much work, this is not one of my favorites. Saw this as a kid, but romantic memories dont always persist. The maverick theater presents its 5th annual production of their original and hysterical stage adaption of. Martians worried their kids arent happy try to bring santa to mars.
Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by. So yes, santa claus conquers the martians had even spread to the kids of. Making manos for children doesnt make it good, it just makes it a bad movie for children instead of a bad movie for adults. Mst3k s03e21 santa claus conquers the martians youtube. The mystery science theater 3000 collection the essentials. Ive condensed and subtitled one of my favorite episodes of mystery science theater 3000 to make it more approachable to firsttime viewers. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and youve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Science fair quality sets, dgrade community theater costumes, dialogue so wooden you could carve a cup out. Santas helper scott aronesty santas helper ronald rotholz prodcanadian bacon santas helper glenn schaffer. You know, just your typical heartwarming holiday story.
Martians abduct santa claus and two earth children in an attempt to bring joy to the children of mars. The story was earlier parodied by the mads in santa claus conquers the martians. Santa claus conquers the martians film, science fiction. I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, worst holiday movies ever, and props to netflix for actually having it available so that i could torture myself for 81 excruciating minutes. Mst3k santa claus conquers the martians cc woc 1994 08. I hadnt seen this one in years and, though i personally prefer santa claus, this one is turned out to be a lot funnier than i remember, and a lot darker too. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, produced and written by paul l. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and you ve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Santa claus fosters depression is the chilling tale of st. For instant downloads, please purchase individual episodes. There, santa shows the dour martians how to have fun. Hey, for that little amount for such christmas cheese, why not. Santa claus conquers the martians is the featured movie in this mst3k episode. Santa claus conquers the martians mst3k video dailymotion.
Best of all, this site is updated by mst3ks greatest asset, the fans you. Click the captions button to enable english subtitles. I think the host segments in mst3k scctm are better than the riffing. Ep21 santa claus conquers the martians part 01 hd watch. Santa claus conquers the martians passes the bechdel test, but just barely. The crew writes and performs a pinnacle christmas carol a patrick swayze christmas and each member shares a christmasthemed essay. Definitely qualifies for the so bad its good sweepstakes. Ive condensed and subtitled one of my favorite episodes of mystery science theater 3000. When santa opens his mouth and starts yelping during the ending, tom lets out his best impression of a tarzan yodel.
Manos the hands of fate and santa claus conquers the martians and bonus poopie i reel. Scctm is a bizarre cocktail of american excitement about the space program, a warning against watching too much television, and loving santa. Manos, santa conquers martians, poopie i two disc set includes. The biggest, most brightlywrapped gift under the colorful christmas tree is a new digital restoration of the unforgettable 1964 bmovie santa claus conquers the martians, best known as the screen. Today this film has been reduced to fodder for the likes of mystery science theater 3000, but at one time 1970s it was shown on uhf stations. The children of mars are in a funk, so martian king kimar comes up with a solution. Mst3k 321 santa claus conquers the martians discussionist.
Top 50 mst3k episodes a list of 50 titles created 05 nov 20 series mystery science theater 3000 a list of 220 titles. I remember watching scctm as a child, and even then i knew it was stupid and bad. I watched this episode on a 2dvd set of mystery science theater 3000the essentials. Watch santa claus conquers the martians online 1964. Today this film has been reduced to fodder for the likes of mystery science theater 3000, but at one time 1970s it was shown on uhf stations around or even on, christmas day. I believe the year was either 1975 or 1976 and it was on kgmb channel 9. Mystery science theater 3000 santa claus conquers the martians.
Enjoy a rich lineup of tv shows and movies included with your prime. Cinematic titanics santa claus conquers the martians on. Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater, fullerton, ca. Apr 20, 2012 click the captions button to enable english subtitles. Mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 321 santa claus conquers the martians original air date. This is my favorite of the mst3k christmas episodes although i prefer the host segments in santa claus conquers the martians. Mst3k 321 santa claus conquers the martians original. While on earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of martians to the north pole and santa. Santa claus conquers the martians has a big heart and teaches a clear message that children need to be allowed to play and have fun.
Oct 24, 2017 martians steal children from earth and it is up to santa and droppolikely an unregistered sex offender to save the day. The segment of frank and forrester exchanging gifts is a parody of o. The bots pore over expensive christmas catalogs and tell joel what they want for christmas. And you gotta dig a theme song that spells santa right then calls him santy in the next line as the words are printed on the screen. I have a version of this but im wondering if a better copy exists. All this trouble for a fat, little man in a red suit. Best of all, this site is updated by mst3k s greatest asset, the fans you. There wasnt a novelization of the movie at the time it came out, but there was a comic book adaptation.
Santa claus conquers the martians now on your favorite device. The movie is just so goofy and weird, and the plot isnt as threadbare as in scctm. Plus the budget and production quality are relatively high. Just dont ask me to see it often because, unless im really in the mood for it or sleepdeprived from too. Apologies for the rough audio were still figuring out how skype works. If you have seen santa claus conquers the martians sccm then there is a fair chance the you remember, at the very least, fragmented images of the jolly one interacting with greenskinned people with 1960s futuristics sets, props and costumes. Watch santa claus conquers the martians online 1964 movie. This episode was included in rhinos mystery science theater 3000. Santa claus conquers the martians is an essential mst3k episode. Its christmastime, and that means tradition, and as we all know, theres no tradition like a new tradition. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 full movie download. Favorite version of santa claus conquers the martians.
Santa claus conquers the martians is a wacky, silly film, and it perfectly lends itself to the rifftrax style of humor. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction film that. Dec 23, 2016 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 classic tv. Heck, i was only around 78 years old at the time and anything with santa claus in it was great to me. Jacobson, based on a story by glenville mareth, that stars john call as santa claus.
Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater. So on that note, santa claus conquers the martians was truly an essential episode of mst3k. Thread info bookmark this thread trash this thread. Jan 28, 2009 santa claus conquers the martians mst3k. Martians abduct santa claus and two human children in hopes of bringing. Manos, santa conquers martians, poopie i mst3k the essentials. Buy santa claus conquers the martians microsoft store. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. The production values are more in line with tv shows such as lost in space and pufnstuf than with what i am accustomed to in movies, but that just adds to the films camp value. Santa claus conquers the martians condensed iotw report. Martians kidnap santa claus so that their children can have gifts on christmas morning. Conversely, the riffs are better in the mexican santa claus movie, but i cant remember a single host segment from that episode.
The version you can download at also has no title card. Home mystery science theater 3000 mst3k commercial mst3k releases mst3k the essentials. And per our discussion of lgbtq characters in christmas movies, heres where you. The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. Mst3k 0521 santa claus condensed to 32 minutes youtube. The riffs are middling to good, not a bad episode riffwise by any means but not toptier. This is a novelization of the classic christmas movie, santa claus conquers the martians, published 41 years after the movie came out. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate christmas movieriffing classic, which is why cinematic titanic chose to revisit, reriff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Mst3k 0521 santa claus condensed to 32 minutes duration. Actual play sessions of tabletop rpgs recorded over skype. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 adventure, comedy, family john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck. Mystery science theater 3000 santa claus conquers the martians tv episode 1991 connections on imdb.
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